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Funny Sayings in 2025

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

He is not here, he is risen!

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Never smack a man whoโ€™s chewinโ€™ tobacco.

Funny humans; they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a much longer shelf life.

He always draws the best bull.

Heโ€™d better not be putting the flow in one of those man buns. Thatโ€™s just looking for a Donny Brook.

I always lie. Trust me.

Dumb as a box of rocks.

Fuck your all, your lives are so sad I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you.

When you are a Bear of Very Little brain, and you Think Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

Youโ€™re so low you have to look up to see hell.

Pitter-patter, letโ€™s get at โ€˜er.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesnโ€™t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, โ€˜What about lunch?

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

So certain were you. Go back and closer you must look.

Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be.

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