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Funny Sayings in 2025

A man is a patriot if his heart beats true to his country.

On many long journeys have I gone. And waited, too, for others to return from journeys of their own. Some return; some are broken; some come back so different only their names remain.

September tries its best to have us forget summer

A Bonfire Is Basically Just A Nightclub In The Mountains

I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.

Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable. Stuck in airless offices, every fiber of our being seems to cry out for freedom. Weโ€™re reminded of being stuck in double maths while the birds sing outside.

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent.

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.

Hereโ€™s to me, and hereโ€™s to you. And hereโ€™s to love and laughter. Iโ€™ll be true as long as you. And not one moment after.

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities.

Thank you for hosting my event, my day just wouldnโ€™t have been the same without you!

The one thing us Irish have is the ability to laugh at ourselves. God bless us all.

Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.

Thank you for being such a great leader. The other team members and I are really inspired by your actions.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.ย 

First teach, then the beach.

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