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Funny Sayings in 2024

He’s slicker’n owl sh*t.

He couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.

The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.

Letโ€™s jump on board, and cut them to pieces.

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.ย 

Being a mother and grandmother is the best of the best in my life. My grandchildren multiply the joy my daughters bring me.

All good things come to he who wait

Born with a silver spoon in one’s mouth

She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.

Smile! It makes people wonder what you are up to.

A rising tide lifts all boats

Be yourself

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

He’s only got one oar in the water.

Each yearโ€™s regrets are envelopes in which messages of hope are found for the new year.

Love is shown more in deeds than in words.

Friends bring happiness throughout the year. Especially a friend like you! Happy New Year!

Iโ€™dย killย for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!

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