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Funny Sayings in 2025

Coffee and love taste best when hot. Ethiopian proverb

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I could agree with you but then weโ€™d both be wrong.

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I suppose Iโ€™ll say it all started with a love letter.

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A stitch in time (saves nine)

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Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

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Do not burn your bridges behind you

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She looks great in that skirt; her butt is so cute.

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If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

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4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I canโ€™t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. Iโ€™m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

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Gluttony kills more than the sword

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Jesus did the only extreme world makeover, the flood.

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Iโ€™m gonna tan your hide.

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He hasnโ€™t got the sense God gave a goose.

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If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.

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No vendas la piel del oso antes de cazarlo.
โ€Do not sell the bearโ€™s skin before hunting it.โ€

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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Barking dogs seldom bite

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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

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