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Funny Sayings in 2025

He’s only got one oar in the water.

Each yearโ€™s regrets are envelopes in which messages of hope are found for the new year.

Love is shown more in deeds than in words.

Friends bring happiness throughout the year. Especially a friend like you! Happy New Year!

Iโ€™dย killย for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!

Love is the most integral function of our lives. That is why LOVE is only
one letter away from LIVE.

When someone told me that I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn.

When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.

You better give your heart to Jesus, ’cause your butt is mine.

A rolling stone gathers no moss

Reality is wrong, dreams are for real.

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold hearted.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Marriage is the interview that never ends.

Celebrate every tiny victory. โ€“ Unknown

All hands on deck/to the pump

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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