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Funny Sayings in 2025

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

If planย A doesnโ€™t work, theย alphabetย hasย 25 more letters.

When I see you, I get butterflies. When I talk to you, I get
tongue-tied. And, when you touch me, I feel like I can fly.

Accept that some days youโ€™re the pigeon, and some days youโ€™re the statue.

All is well that ends well

Coffee and love taste best when hot.ย Ethiopianย proverb

I could agree with you but then weโ€™d both be wrong.

I suppose Iโ€™ll say it all started with a love letter.

4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I canโ€™t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. Iโ€™m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

A stitch in time (saves nine)

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

Do not burn your bridges behind you

She looks great in that skirt; her butt is so cute.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Gluttony kills more than the sword

Iโ€™m gonna tan your hide.

Jesus did the only extreme world makeover, the flood.

He hasn’t got the sense God gave a goose.

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