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Funny Sayings in 2024

Donโ€™t settle for what life gives you; make life better and build something.

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.โ€ Abraham Lincoln.

โ€œA brave man dies but once, a coward many times.โ€ย โ€“ Iowa

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.

May you be at the gates of heaven an hour before the devil knows youโ€™re dead!

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

“For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.”

Do as I say, not as I do

Blood is thicker than water

A smile is happiness youโ€™ll find right under your nose.

A dog is a man’s best friend.

Christmas comes but once a year

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

He’s slicker’n owl sh*t.

He couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.

The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.

Letโ€™s jump on board, and cut them to pieces.

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