Pirate Sayings 🦜🏴‍☠️☠️ in 2025

Loot is first and wimmen second. Because if ye have the first ye’ll have the second, but if ye have the second ye won’t have the first for long!

Let’s jump on board, and cut them to pieces.

For my part, I am the innocentest person of them all, only I have been sworn against by perjured persons.

Damn ye, you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security.

A friend can betray you, but an enemy will always stay the same.

In politics and in trade, bruisers and pirates are of better promise than talkers and clerks.  

My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.

I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a king; I’ve been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

I am a man of fortune and must seek my fortune.

There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.

If you’ll turn sober, and mind your business, perhaps in time I may make you one of my Lieutenants, if not, here’s a boat alongside and you shall be set ashore.

Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.

Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can throw ye lunch in Davy Jones’ locker, but not yer homework!

Dead men don’t tell tales.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.