Retirement Sayings in 2025

Hope you enjoy your retirement!

What do you call someone who’s happy on Mondays? Retired!

Retire from your job, but never retire your mind.

You’ve worked your entire career for this very moment… enjoy retirement!

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Enjoy your new weekends which will last 7 days!

In great appreciation for all of your hard year’s teaching, we all want to say thank you for your knowledge and dedication.

Retirement is when having a good time is your only job.

How do you know it’s time to retire? It’s when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it!

We envy you, but are excited for you!

Retirement is when you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

My best days in retirement are when I give back to the community.

You will always be remembered for your hard work throughout the years. Thank you for your dedication to the team. Enjoy your retirement!

It is so hard to leave – until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

Enjoy being the master of absolutely nothing.

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Often when you think you’re at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.

I love being a grandparent in retirement. I give my grandkids a lot of sugar and then leave them with their parents to deal with them.