Retirement Sayings in 2024

In great appreciation for all of your hard year’s teaching, we all want to say thank you for your knowledge and dedication.

Retirement is when having a good time is your only job.

How do you know it’s time to retire? It’s when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it!

We envy you, but are excited for you!

Retirement is when you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

My best days in retirement are when I give back to the community.

You will always be remembered for your hard work throughout the years. Thank you for your dedication to the team. Enjoy your retirement!

It is so hard to leave – until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

Enjoy being the master of absolutely nothing.

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Often when you think you’re at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.

I love being a grandparent in retirement. I give my grandkids a lot of sugar and then leave them with their parents to deal with them.

It’s been great working with you. Here’s to a well-deserved and happy retirement.

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

You don’t stop laughing when you age, you age when you stop laughing.

Congratulations on your retirement! While the money isn’t better in retirement, the hours sure are.

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again.

Say goodbye to tension and hello to your pension.