Retirement Sayings in 2025

It’s been great working with you. Here’s to a well-deserved and happy retirement.

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

You don’t stop laughing when you age, you age when you stop laughing.

Congratulations on your retirement! While the money isn’t better in retirement, the hours sure are.

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again.

Say goodbye to tension and hello to your pension.

You can retire, but you can’t retire from being great!

Why don’t retirees mind being called seniors? Because the term comes with a 10% discount.

All the best wishes on your early retirement!

When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

We wish you the best time off possible.

Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.

Enjoy working at living, rather than living at work.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

Don’t act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

Why do retirees smile all the time? Because they can’t hear a word you are saying!

Just think, you’ll never have to sit in on another conference call. Enjoy your retirement!