Retirement Sayings in 2025

Just when the wife thinks they got rid of their kids for living in the house, the husband decides to retire.

You are a true friend and an incredibly hard worker. Thank you for your years at this company.

Retirement: No job, no stress, no pay!

There really are two lives we live. The first life and then the second life when we realize we only have one life.

Thank you for being such a great teacher over the years! You will be highly missed.

Retirement is not the end of the road. It is the beginning of the open highway.

Think about retirement as being two six-month holidays per year.

I’m pretty jealous of you, but needless to say, I’m happy for your retirement

You’re retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

During your work life you pick up a lot of bad habits… like working.

You will be deeply missed. Thank you for everything you did.

The best part about being retired is never having to request time off.

You have to put off being young until you can retire.

We have learned so much because of you.

Retirement is a blank sheet of paper. It is a chance to redesign your life into something new and different.

The best part about retirement is that you don’t have to worry about getting caught for doing nothing.

Wishing you a happy retirement!