Retirement Sayings in 2025

We wish you the best time off possible.

Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.

Enjoy working at living, rather than living at work.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

Don’t act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

Why do retirees smile all the time? Because they can’t hear a word you are saying!

Just think, you’ll never have to sit in on another conference call. Enjoy your retirement!

I’m not just retiring from the company. I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.

Retirement isn’t the end of the road, but just a turn in the road.

Congratulations on being able to never have to call in sick again.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Retirement is like coming home one day and telling your wife, honey, I’m home… for good!

Enjoy your new vacation that never ends!

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.

I wish I could reveal my age, but I just can’t. It keeps changing all the time.

It’s sad to say goodbye, but great to see you are on your way to greener pastures.

Retirement is when you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.