Stupid Sayings in 2024

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a much longer shelf life.

I always lie. Trust me.

He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.

I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.

Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit.”

There are only two races on this planet… the intelligent and the stupid.

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to. 😝

When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot.

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

Before. B-E-F-O-R-E. Not b4. We speak English not BINGO!

Those who laugh last thinks slowest.