Stupid Sayings in 2025

The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.

Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Every One Has The Right To Do Stupid Things But You are Abusing that Privilege.

Wise man know where courage ends and stupidity begin.

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

A stupid selects another stupid to train, to prove both are stupids.

Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking

Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

I’m not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak s-l-o-w-l-y and clearly.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce.