Stupid Sayings in 2025

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.

One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly.

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Better to keep silent an let people think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Support bacteria, they are the only culture some people have.

Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.

Here’s how my brain works: it’s stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Every One Has The Right To Do Stupid Things But You are Abusing that Privilege.