Stupid Sayings in 2025

Wise man know where courage ends and stupidity begin.

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

A stupid selects another stupid to train, to prove both are stupids.

Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking

Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

I’m not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak s-l-o-w-l-y and clearly.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce.

So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.

Wherever you go, there you are.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a much longer shelf life.

I always lie. Trust me.

He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.

I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.

Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.