Stupid Sayings in 2024

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.

How do you get youtube to film you?

Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it!

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.

“He’s as smart as a tack. ” Really? Tacks don’t do anything till you whack’em on the head with a hammer!

Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never bother to change.

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.

One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly.

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Better to keep silent an let people think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Support bacteria, they are the only culture some people have.

Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.