Stupid Sayings in 2025

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

Nice perfume. Do you have to marinade in it?

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.

There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.

What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.

That cloud just looked down and said: Hey look that is shaped liked an idiot.

Anything too stupid to be said turns into a song.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.

My Aunt is having a daughter, hope it is a girl.

You can be sincere and still be stupid.

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.