Stupid Sayings in 2025

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

The day is brighter than the night.

My brakes didn’t work on my car so I hit the gas, then heard a cool beeping sound, and saw flashy lights. Best day ever!!!

The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.

We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

Nice perfume. Do you have to marinade in it?

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.

There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.