Stupid Sayings in 2025

What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.

That cloud just looked down and said: Hey look that is shaped liked an idiot.

Anything too stupid to be said turns into a song.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.

My Aunt is having a daughter, hope it is a girl.

You can be sincere and still be stupid.

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.

No matter where you go, there you are.

You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.

I think we agree, the past is over.

Stupid is as stupid does.

What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.

Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.