Stupid Sayings in 2025

I’m not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak s-l-o-w-l-y and clearly.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce.

So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.

Wherever you go, there you are.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a much longer shelf life.

I always lie. Trust me.