Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.

No more good than an eyeless needle.

So big he looks like he ate his brother.

He could talk the ears off a mule.

She’s a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.

They tried to hang him but the rope broke.

If he had a brain, it’d die of loneliness.

When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Hot as a depot stove.

She’s itching for something she won’t scratch for.

He’ll eat anything that don’t eat him first.

She has a bell clapper instead of a tongue.

There’s a light or two burned out on his string.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn’t get to the Oklahoma line.

He was born on the wrong side of the blanket.