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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025
She’s a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.
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(0)Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.
(0)(0)They tried to hang him but the rope broke.
(0)(0)If he had a brain, it’d die of loneliness.
(0)(0)When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
(0)(0)Hot as a depot stove.
(0)(0)She’s itching for something she won’t scratch for.
(0)(0)He’ll eat anything that don’t eat him first.
(0)(0)She has a bell clapper instead of a tongue.
(0)(0)There’s a light or two burned out on his string.
(0)(0)If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
(0)(0)If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn’t get to the Oklahoma line.
(0)(0)He was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
(0)(0)The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
(0)(0)Hot as Hades.
(0)(0)He couldn’t hit the floor if he fell of our bed
(0)(0)He don’t care what you call him as long as you call him to supper.
(0)(0)He’s a live dictionary.
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