Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025

Commode-hugging, knee-walking drunk.

Faster than a sneeze through a screen door.

Fine as cream gravy.

Never miss a good chance to shutup.

He’ll squeeze a nickel till the buffalo screams.

Got a big hole in the fence.

She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Cold as a cast-iron commode.

Noisy as two skeletons dancing on a tin roof.

This ain’t my first rodeo.

Let’s blow this pop stand.

So pretty she’d make a man plow through a stump.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Tight as a fiddle string.

They hung the wrong horse thief.

He looks like he was in the outhouse when the lightning struck.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.