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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025
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(0)Hot as Hades.
(0)(0)He couldn’t hit the floor if he fell of our bed
(0)(0)He don’t care what you call him as long as you call him to supper.
(0)(0)He’s a live dictionary.
(0)(0)He’s overdrawn at the memory bank.
(0)(0)Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think.
(0)(0)He’s too poor to pay attention.
(0)(0)She’s just naturally horizontal.
(0)(0)Drunk as a skunk.
(0)(0)He jumped on me like white on rice.
(0)(0)Sweeter than baby’s breath.
(0)(0)Fat as a boardinghouse cat.
(0)(0)He’s got a ten-gallon mouth.
(0)(0)Her phone’s off the hook.
(0)(0)If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
(0)(0)So poor their Sunday supper is fried water.
(0)(0)They’re hitched but not churched.
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