Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025

Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.

Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk.

Not worth spit.

There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.

He could find a whisper in a whirlwind.

Let’s light a shuck.

She has more curves than a barrel of snakes.

He could draw a pat hand from a stacked deck.

If all her brains were ink, she couldn’t dot an i.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.

No more good than an eyeless needle.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

So big he looks like he ate his brother.

He could talk the ears off a mule.

She’s a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.

They tried to hang him but the rope broke.

If he had a brain, it’d die of loneliness.