Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025

If she crows, the sun is up.

It’s time to heat up the bricks.

She’s built like a Coke bottle.

Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.

He always draws the best bull.

Dumb as a box of rocks.

You’re so low you have to look up to see hell.

There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.

Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk.

Not worth spit.

He could find a whisper in a whirlwind.

Let’s light a shuck.

She has more curves than a barrel of snakes.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

He could draw a pat hand from a stacked deck.

If all her brains were ink, she couldn’t dot an i.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.