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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025
So pretty she’d make a man plow through a stump.
By: Dwana 
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By: Bea (0)(0)
(0)(0)Tight as a fiddle string.
By: Russell (0)(0)
(0)(0)They hung the wrong horse thief.
By: Christal (0)(0)
(0)(0)He looks like he was in the outhouse when the lightning struck.
By: Mellie (0)(0)
(0)(0)Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
By: Stefanie (0)(0)
(0)(0)This is hog-killing weather.
By: Carly (0)(0)
(0)(0)He called his hogs all night.
By: Sacha (0)(0)
(0)(0)He’s got plenty of arrows in his quiver.
By: Rod (0)(0)
(0)(0)Church is out.
By: Laure (0)(0)
(0)(0)I’d rather watch her walk than eat fried chicken.
By: Grady (0)(0)
(0)(0)A smart ass just don’t fit in a saddle.
By: Wayne (0)(0)
(0)(0)He could sit on the fence and the birds would feed him.
By: Franchesca (0)(0)
(0)(0)Dumb as a watermelon.
By: Shakira (0)(0)
(0)(0)She makes a hornet look cuddly.
By: Cary (0)(0)
(0)(0)When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
By: Claudia (0)(0)
(0)(0)Cold as a frosted frog.
By: Kasey (0)(0)
(0)(0)He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
By: Sharda (0)(0)
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