Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025

She has short arms and deep pockets.

I got my ox in a ditch.

She can’t help being ugly, but she could stay home.

Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you’re out of good whiskey.

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

Loose as a bucket of soot.

Jugging and jawing.

In a New York minute.

This is so good it’ll make childbirth a pleasure.

So tight he squeaks when he walks.

He ripped his britches.

So ugly his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs would play with him.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Cold as an ex-wife’s heart.

Noisier than cats making kittens.

Commode-hugging, knee-walking drunk.

Faster than a sneeze through a screen door.

Fine as cream gravy.