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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025

Her phone’s off the hook.

If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

So poor their Sunday supper is fried water.

They’re hitched but not churched.

Tighter than bark on a log.

Faster than double-struck lightning.

If I felt any better, I’d think it was a setup.

She has short arms and deep pockets.

I got my ox in a ditch.

She can’t help being ugly, but she could stay home.

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