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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2025
Loose as a bucket of soot.
Jugging and jawing.
In a New York minute.
This is so good it’ll make childbirth a pleasure.
So tight he squeaks when he walks.
He ripped his britches.
So ugly his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs would play with him.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Cold as an ex-wife’s heart.
Noisier than cats making kittens.