Thanksgiving Sayings 🦃🍗 in 2025

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.

Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving

When you love what you have, you have everything you need.

Give thanks with a grateful heart

Let’s give thanks to our belts, which will work extra hard to keep our pants up today!

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.

Keep calm and gobble on

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Thanksgiving, man… not a good day to be my pants.

Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.

Pumpkin spice and everything nice

May this harvest remind us of the abundance of nature and how blessed we are to experience it. Happy Thanksgiving Day.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Count your blessings

I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.