Thanksgiving Sayings 🦃🍗 in 2025

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

May your home be filled with joy and happiness on this special Thanksgiving Day.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.

Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.

The unthankful heart discovers no mercies; but the thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily.

Leftovers are for quitters

Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance.

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

The Thankstini: A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented. Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. Tastes just like a turkey dinner.

It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy.

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.

I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.

So what do we do?’ We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.