Unicorn Sayings 🦄 in 2025

When someone told me that I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn.

Keep calm. There are pink fluffy unicorns dancing on the rainbows.

Behind every successful unicorn is a pack of haters.

I have an invisible pink unicorn in my garage.

Well, now that we have seen each other,” said the unicorn, “if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.

Happy as a unicorn eating cake on a rainbow.

I wish I was a unicorn. So I could stab idiots in the head

Life’s all about rainbows, glitter and unicorns.

Queen of the unicorns.

It’s hard to be different but persevering through it will make you stronger

Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.

You weren’t born to be perfect. You were born to be a unicorn, but that is pretty much the same thing.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we’d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet, they’d reveal their majestic ways.

Sorry… I got distracted listening to you and hot-glued myself to a unicorn.

I love nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient for living.

Play with fairies. Ride a unicorn. Swim with mermaids. Chase rainbows.

Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Then I am a unicorn.

Someone told me to grow up yesterday. I immediately banned that person from ever riding my unicorn!