Unicorn Sayings 🦄 in 2025

Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart, I love you more than a unicorn fart.

Don’t leave your individuality behind! No fantasy novel started with someone who fit into every mold.

Be realistic with your expectations. I’d really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it ain’t going to happen.

It’s going to be a rainbows and unicorns kind of day.

Unicorns are so lame. Said no one ever.

You are the rainbow to my unicorn.

Be a unicorn in a field of horses.

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.

Sorry, I can’t. I have to take my unicorn for a walk.

Don’t dream it. Do it.

I thought unicorns were more… fluffy

When being a person is too complicated, it’s time to be a unicorn.

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.

I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.

She leaves a little sparkle everywhere she goes.

The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic.

It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.