Unicorn Sayings 🦄 in 2024

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.

I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.

She leaves a little sparkle everywhere she goes.

The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic.

It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

You are like a unicorn that brings ice cream — you are too good to be true.

The unicorns were the most recognizable magic the fairies possessed, and they sent them to those worlds where belief in the magic was in danger of falling altogether. After all, there has to be some belief in magic — however small — for any world to survive.

I’m just a magical unicorn chasing rainbows.

Too glam to give a damn.

Your sparkle has not gone unnoticed.

It’s not a unicorn — it’s a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams.

Life is about living, not surviving. Make the best of every day and try to find glitter in every black and white painting you encounter!

Like star dust glistening on fairies’ wings, little girls’ dreams are of magical things.

I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! you should stroke its hair, whisper in its ear, be one with it! And you shouldn’t feel sorry if other people don’t have one.

Did you hear about the unicorn with the negative attitude? She always said neigh.

Be the unicorn you wish to see in the world.

Comic sans is never an appropriate font unless you are an 8-year-old girl writing poems about unicorns.

I believe in the possibility of the existence of anything I can’t prove doesn’t exist.