Unicorn Sayings 🦄 in 2025

I’m Not A Gym Rat. I’m a Gym Unicorn.

All the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark. All but the Unicorn. Confident of his own abilities, he boasted, ‘I shall swim

I’m not crazy. Now get away from my unicorn.

You’re a talking unicorn. Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you.

Be a unicorn. Embrace your uniqueness.

In unicorn we trust.

Hope your day is filled with unicorns and glitter.”

Make your life story so amazing that unicorns have trouble believing it is true. 

The unicorn is not known for its horn, beauty, or purity; But for its strength and courage as one.

My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns.

You may have stopped believing in unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you.

I love you more than I love unicorns. And you know how much I love unicorns.

Alice found herself a unicorn to have her back, and so will you!

Stars were golden unicorns neighing unheard through blue meadows.

Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart, I love you more than a unicorn fart.

Don’t leave your individuality behind! No fantasy novel started with someone who fit into every mold.

Be realistic with your expectations. I’d really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it ain’t going to happen.

It’s going to be a rainbows and unicorns kind of day.