Witty Sayings in 2025

If you want to be criticized, marry. 

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.

I’ve stopped drinking, but only when I’m asleep.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.

If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house. 

It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. 

In God we trust; all others pay cash.