Witty Sayings in 2025

Death is hereditary.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men.

Wine is bottled poetry. 

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.