Witty Sayings in 2025

I wonder if clothes in China say, “Made around the corner.

In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season

I never trust a man who doesn’t drink.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.

Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with

If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels

I can’t be out of money, I still have checks left.